Me: "I didn't get any fucking popcorn in these snack-size things, I got like, 7. Fucking Pop Secret."
Tania (laughs at me): "The secret is that you don't get any."

Tania: "Maybe you have a hernia. What's a hernia anyway? Look it up on Google Images."
Tania and I look and burst out laughing.
JT: (on the phone) "What are you guys laughing at?"
Me: "There are penises on my computer ( Read more... )

Tania: (joking) "If I don't have a handsome husband I'll be sad."
Me: "I know, you and I have to have handsome husbands."
Tania: "I know, if I don't have a handsome husband I won't be able to kiss him in public. Even if I love him or whatever."
Me: "You're horrible."

Me: "I thought we were watching a movie?!"
Tania: "Yeah, but you're still pampering yourself!"
Me: "I have extremely dry, ezcematic skin, I have to put lotion on. You call that pampering myself ( Read more... )

So some guy called up asking my family for money. Some telemarketer. My dad told him that he just got laid off and doesn't have a job to get rid of him. My family then started coming up with excuses to get rid of telemarketers ( Read more... )